Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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