do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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