Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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