Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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