talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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