so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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