What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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