I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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