hell yes lets make some ravioli
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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