i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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