The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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