im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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