He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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