Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
