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you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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