And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Holy sore nipples Batman
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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