wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
