We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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