i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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