AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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