he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I lost the right to judge tonight
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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