i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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