I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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