piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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