i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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