No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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