his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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