Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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