shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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