doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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