let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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