when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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