I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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