This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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