Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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