ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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