is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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