he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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