...so i touched it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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