Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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