Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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