haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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