But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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