And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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