Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
