Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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