You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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