STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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