In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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