margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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