i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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